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Post by samSForce on Jan 2, 2008 11:37:30 GMT -5
Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their favorite cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned to see this old woman a few stools down turning blue from eating some menudo too fast.
Francisco said to Luis,
"What do you say shall we help her?"
"Well Yeah?" said Luis.
Francisco got up and walked over to the old woman and asked, "Can you breathe?" she shook her head no. "Can you speak?" she shook her head "No.."
With that he helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and licked her butt.
She was so shocked she coughed up the piece of menudo and began to breathe with great relief.
Francisco turned to his friend Luis and said, "see that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"
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Post by melody on Jan 2, 2008 11:47:35 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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