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Post by samSForce on Dec 30, 2007 23:28:34 GMT -5
Here's my list.....strait from a nursing student.... (Cut and Paste.....lol.....you think I'm smart enough to come up with these on my OWN.... ?....LOL.....) AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3 Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 9. Use cow manure for chapped lips. It doesn't help the chapping, but it sure keeps you from licking them!
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Post by melody on Dec 30, 2007 23:37:18 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHA those are outstanding!!
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Post by samSForce on Dec 30, 2007 23:42:42 GMT -5
"6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough." lol....I'd try this one on my patients....but, then again, I'd have to clean up the mess....so, maybe I wont try it....i clean up alot of messes already
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Post by Stan on Jan 1, 2008 20:54:19 GMT -5
Great list! LMAO
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Post by samSForce on Jan 1, 2008 21:03:45 GMT -5
THIS is absolute truth. ;D lol "7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape."
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Post by melody on Jan 1, 2008 21:10:04 GMT -5
my theory is that if you can't fix it with duct tape, fishin' line and a beer....it's broke...
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Post by speedysteph122 on Jan 15, 2008 3:12:19 GMT -5
LMAO Nurses are under appreciated Howie.
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Post by David on Jan 15, 2008 11:26:36 GMT -5
The one about using Duct Tape and WD-40 is SO true. I use Duct tape to fix everything, sure it looks oakie, but it gets the job done!
And the one about lowering blood pressure by cutting yourself. Make sure to have a timer nearby, LOL, reminds me of when I accidentally chopped off a chunk of skin on my thumb while cutting bread at my old restaurant job, we went to intensive care which made me wait two hours until I almost passed out. The the doctor had the nerve to ask me 5 times if I was cutting meat. I think answering that question twice would have been sufficient.
If I took a huge dose of laxatives, I'd be afraid to walk. Or stand up. Geeze that one would be absolutely brutal!
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Post by garrick125 on Feb 6, 2013 11:21:40 GMT -5
Good home remedies to improve the health and fitness. These remedies are really workable for the health purposes. The fact is that these remedies have no any side effects for the health.
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