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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:04:15 GMT -5
Most have seen it, and, before we knew it, it became a Christmas Classic. Sometimes it's hard not to quote some of the lines, from that movie, courtesy of the comedy of Will Ferrell, in common conversation.... [Agent:1]
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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:06:08 GMT -5
Will Ferrell (Buddy): "... this place [the mailroom] reminds me of Santa's workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me ..."
[Agent:1]
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:14:52 GMT -5
(Peter Dinklage) Miles Finch: "Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time."
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:18:35 GMT -5
Buddy: "he's an angry elf"
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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:20:50 GMT -5
Artie Lange (Gimbel's Santa): ... and ah what can I get you for Christmas ... Will Ferrell (Buddy): ... Paul, don't tell him what you want, he's a liar ... Artie Lange: ... let the kid talk ... Will Ferrell: ... you disgust me, how can you live with yourself? Artie Lange: ... just cool it zippy ... Will Ferrell: ... you sit on a throne of lies ... Artie Lange: ... look, I'm not kidding ... Will Ferrell: ... you're a fake ... Artie Lange: ... I'm a fake? Will Ferrell: ... yes ... Artie Lange: ... how'd you like to be dead?
[Agent:1]
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:22:36 GMT -5
Buddy: You stink. Gimbel's Santa: I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right. Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:23:27 GMT -5
Gimbel's Manager: Why are you smiling like that? Buddy: I just like to smile. Smiling is my favorite.
[Agent:1]
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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:24:49 GMT -5
Walter: What do you want? Some money? Buddy: No! I just wanted to meet you and thought maybe you might want to meet me. Walter: Who wouldn't wanna meet you?
[Agent:1]
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:25:58 GMT -5
Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:27:17 GMT -5
Gimbel's Manager: This is the North Pole. Buddy: No, it isn't. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it isn't. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it isn't. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it isn't! Where's the snow? [smiles] Gimbel's Manager: Why are you smiling like that? Buddy: I love smiling; smiling's my favorite. Gimbel's Manager: Make work your favorite, okay
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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:27:49 GMT -5
Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol. Jovie: No way. Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear. Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing. Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down. Jovie: I can sing, I just choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people. Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference. Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference. Buddy: No, there's not. Wait... [Starts singing loud and off-key] I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing! Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole! Buddy: Yes, there is! Gimbel's Manager: No there's not! Buddy: We sing all the time! Gimbel's Manager': No you don't! Buddy: Especially when we build toys! [Back to Jovie] See?
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:29:04 GMT -5
Walter: [whispering] I think we should call security. Deb: [whispering] Good idea. Buddy: [whispering] I like to whisper too!
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:29:51 GMT -5
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa: I've been to New York thousands of times. Buddy: Really? Santa: Mm-hmm. Buddy: What's it like? Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy. Buddy: Oh. Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.
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