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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:32:28 GMT -5
........from Funny Movies............ You have 1,000's of Movies to choose from. Post them HERE! ('Sam' expects this thread to be loooong....lol) ;D [Agent:1]
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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:33:37 GMT -5
Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family. ;D [Agent:1]
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:36:13 GMT -5
from "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry"
Asian Minister: Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle.
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:42:36 GMT -5
"Carter: Please tell me you speak English. I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH? Carter: I cannot believe this nuts! First I get a bullnuts assignment, now Mr. Rice-a-Roni don't even speak American. C'mon, man, my ride over here. Put your bag in the back. Carter: PUT-YOUR-BAG-IN-THE-BACK! Carter: No, no, no, you put your own nuts in the back! I'm not a skycap!" -Chris Tucker in Rush Hour
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:43:05 GMT -5
"Carter: "If you ain't gonna shoot him Kung-Fu his ass or somethin'." -Chris Tucker Rush Hour 2
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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:44:45 GMT -5
Another from Happy Gilmore:
Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt. "Nursing Home Orderly: What's that? Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt. Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so."
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Post by samSForce on Dec 22, 2007 22:47:33 GMT -5
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
[Agent:1]
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Post by melody on Dec 22, 2007 22:50:49 GMT -5
LMAO!! Happy Gilmore is one of my most favorite movies!!
Here is one from the greatest movie though...Boondock Saints
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships. Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match sh*%s got to go. Doc: What? Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it? Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
[Agent:1]
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Post by melody on Dec 23, 2007 18:40:28 GMT -5
James Carter: Couldn't help noticin' how she was staring at a brother. Lee: She never even look at you. James Carter: You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly. Lee: I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy. James Carter: Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you.
Rush Hour 2
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Post by melody on Dec 30, 2007 1:11:37 GMT -5
SUPER TROOPERS
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster: Cat Game? What's the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side] Larry Johnson: Sorry about the... Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license] Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers] Larry Johnson: Sorry. [the man laughs a little] Foster: Is there something funny here boy? Larry Johnson: Oh, no. Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause] Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we? Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow? Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one] Larry Johnson: I thought... Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs] Foster: Meow. (5) What is so d**n funny? Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow. Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing] Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger] Foster: Do you see me eating mice? Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6) Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir. Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it? Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
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