Post by DougKendig on Dec 16, 2007 8:31:36 GMT -5
Three Soldiers are facing their final test, if they pass this test they will be able to join an elite anti-terroist force.
A Drill Sergeant enters the room where the Soldiers are standing at attention and barks the question at them "DO YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY!?"
"SIR, YES, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison.
"DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIVES?!" the Drill Sergeant yells.
"SIR, YES, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison again.
"WHAT DO YOU LOVE MORE!? YOUR COUNTRY OR YOUR WIFE!?" the Drill Sergeant inquires.
"SIR, MY COUNTRY, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison.
"WELL THEN MAGGOTS! PROVE IT!" he shouts before giving each soldier a handgun and leading them into the next room which contains three doors, the Drill Sergeant puts each Soldier in front of a door.
"Your target is in the room in front of you" he tells all of the soldiers "as a member of an anti-terroist organization you have no room for weaknesses!, take your guns and KILL YOUR TARGET!"
One Soldier enters, and immediately exits the room after retrieving his wife, they leave together.
The second Soldier takes his gun and walks into the room, after about five minutes he comes back out with his wife looking very pale "I couldn't do it" he says and leaves with his wife.
The third Soldier walks into the room and after about 10 seconds several loud gunshots are heard which echo throughout the building. Immediately afterwards, there is a loud crashing and banging... then silence.
The Soldier comes out of the room looking very pleased with himself.
Horrified, the drill sargeant demands to know, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?"
The Soldier replies "SIR!, the gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to choke the B**CH to death!"
A Drill Sergeant enters the room where the Soldiers are standing at attention and barks the question at them "DO YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY!?"
"SIR, YES, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison.
"DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIVES?!" the Drill Sergeant yells.
"SIR, YES, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison again.
"WHAT DO YOU LOVE MORE!? YOUR COUNTRY OR YOUR WIFE!?" the Drill Sergeant inquires.
"SIR, MY COUNTRY, SIR!" the Soldiers reply in unison.
"WELL THEN MAGGOTS! PROVE IT!" he shouts before giving each soldier a handgun and leading them into the next room which contains three doors, the Drill Sergeant puts each Soldier in front of a door.
"Your target is in the room in front of you" he tells all of the soldiers "as a member of an anti-terroist organization you have no room for weaknesses!, take your guns and KILL YOUR TARGET!"
One Soldier enters, and immediately exits the room after retrieving his wife, they leave together.
The second Soldier takes his gun and walks into the room, after about five minutes he comes back out with his wife looking very pale "I couldn't do it" he says and leaves with his wife.
The third Soldier walks into the room and after about 10 seconds several loud gunshots are heard which echo throughout the building. Immediately afterwards, there is a loud crashing and banging... then silence.
The Soldier comes out of the room looking very pleased with himself.
Horrified, the drill sargeant demands to know, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?"
The Soldier replies "SIR!, the gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to choke the B**CH to death!"