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Post by samSForce on Dec 2, 2007 0:02:52 GMT -5
Taken from Facebook Group: "10,000,000 Strong for Our Troops!" esu.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=21237201144&topic=4600"today, we salute you, Mr. facebook wall poster war protestor. When people were showing support, you stood out from the crowd. You've single handedly pissed thousands of people off with one post. So crack open a nice cold bud light Mr. one wall post at a time, and know that even though you are against them, they'll continue to fight for YOU." -Melody Clark "Today, we salute you, Ms. Military Girlfriend Trash-taker-outer. When Facebook posters incessantly bash the brave men and women who fight bravely for our freedoms, you showed absolutely no reluctance in opening up a big can of whoop-ass on them. So, once your'e done opening that can......crack open a nice cold bud light, Ms. Military Girlfriend Trash-taker-outer, and know that, no matter how many Liberal leftist Facebook wall posters come around to bash the troops.....you can hold your head high knowing that they're still Losers, and you have the best-kind-of man out there: a military man." -Howie Romans III feel free to add yours!!
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Post by melody on Dec 2, 2007 0:08:59 GMT -5
lol =)
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Post by melody on Dec 2, 2007 10:38:56 GMT -5
"Today we salute you Ms. Military Themed Care Package Maker. You are creative with your themes of "bathroom in a box" and "all the write stuff". You look out for your friends and send a little bit of home to them. When someone asks for something you can whip up a box of just about anything, address it and make your way to the post office faster than the lead car on race day. You push your way through the line knocking little old ladies over to make sure it gets sent out on time. So crack open a nice can of bud light Ms. toilet paper and scented flowery stationary sender, and be at peace knowing that your friends will get razzed on by everyone because of the smelly paper and their butts will be happy because you've sent them the fluffy stuff." - Melody Clark
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Post by daboogas94e on Dec 2, 2007 14:10:55 GMT -5
these are great! i LOL'd at all of them!
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Post by melody on Dec 2, 2007 14:26:39 GMT -5
feel free to add one of your own!
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Post by hrdrok on Dec 3, 2007 14:34:41 GMT -5
'fluffy stuff" haha LOVE IT...laughed for a good minute on that one...these are great!...my fav is still the boneless wings creator one...
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Post by melody on Dec 3, 2007 15:05:16 GMT -5
(in the form of the song) "Today we salute you Mr. Song about the Military writer/singer. You have ditched the lines about losing a girl, truck and dog, and have added lines about the women that patiently wait at home (please come home baby), lines about driving a humvee (she thinks my humvee is sexy) and lines about the bomb sniffing K-9s (bow wow wow, yippy yo yippy yay). You have taken country to a new level. You have brought us out of the hollers of the country side, and taken us to a place of finding our true home...in a foxhole along side our military, and in the barracks of a base. You remind us that our eagle will fly high beside our flag and will always be proud. You have taken us on a visit to Arlington, and vietnam, so we can reflect and remember those that came before us. Go on and pick those guitar strings Mr. Proud to be an American singer/songwriter, and know that your songs help us though." -Melody Clark
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Post by melody on Dec 3, 2007 15:06:42 GMT -5
"Today we salute you Mr. camo diaper wearing military brat. even though you aren't old enough to understand why your daddy is away, you wear your "my daddy is in the US Military" t-shirt proudly. Driving around base housing, tring to impress the ladies with your power wheels humvee, you are the apple of his eye. so have your mom put some bud light (apple juice) in that sippy cup Mr. future military uniform wearer, and hope that your first non toddler word will be that of "oorah" or "hooah". -Melody Clark
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